Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

A dreadful juxtaposition from I Want Media: There's no proof raising prices or shuttering bureaus will make the product better; t...

Speaking of Lord Gods, we wonder if FREE EN-TER-PRISE will work with space exploration when you have five hundred NASAs run by five hundred...

When Meghan DeTore got a Chinese symbol tattooed on her ankle, it made her feel like part of the in crowd in college. But a few years after ...

So -- Eva Peron, whose husband helped Eichmann and Mengele escape justice, sequestered treasures stolen from Jews. I don't feel the...

ARCHDaily! Hey Eddie! EDDIE! HERE's a civic center! Remember: Build them ugly buildings and they will come !

I know, we're supposed to get all RIP-ROARIN' EXCITED about the start of the PROFESSIONAL KOLLEDGE FOOTBALL SEASON -- so am I the ...

Shucks, two REGINALD VAN GLEASON IIIs have been arrested. LULZ!

The spy boss Mr. Magoo's pay went up 47 percent! Now what if it had worked ?

Speaking further of the superrich, we recall the ending to the 1930 Kaufman and Hart comedy Once in a Lifetime (which is pretty fair despit...

Speaking of the superrich, they must be doing something right: U.S. adds zero jobs Something -- anything?

This remarkable piece by Noemie Emery shows why our ruling superiors won't be back in our good graces soon. Many are entitled, and ...

Surprise: Report says Vancouver cops not ready Further surprise: Adding to the city's embarrassment is the fact that police ha...

The Japanese burnt money on show-biz, some Chinese want to burn money on SELIGISM. What's the diff except the Chinese are sexier?

DOW 36,000 (haven't mentioned him in a while, have we!) says The Real Way to Increase Infrastructure Jobs is to let AT&T gobble up T...

Wasn't Stephen Goldsmith once a con-SER-va-tive hero?

His Incompetence's idea of CAPITALISM: A company that served as a showcase for the Obama administration’s effort to create jobs in c...

The other day we mentioned Al Jolson. We also tried looking at that Hollywood and the Stars episode dedicated to him. We couldn't fin...

ARCHDaily! Industrial-strength food at the University Restaurant and Canteen in Coimbra, Portugal! No wonder it's one of the ...

We will defend Dr. Lukasz Gottwald from the charge of plagiarism because the man's probably so busy banging tones on his synth (or what...

Only in Washington: D.C. Attorney General Irvin B. Nathan filed a false-claims complaint Tuesday against the nonprofit group Miracle Han...

John Tammy -- Tammany -- TAMNY defends Miami because, in so many words, it's practiced FREE EN-TER-PRISE -- and because it's been PE...

And speaking of fun with numbers: IPads Soon to Be Pricier Than Large-Screen Televisions: Chart of the Day

Okay, so Andre has a bright future as a bad-breathed loudmouth. If that portion of the public that must VOTE had any brains it would turn ...

Hurricane Irene will most likely prove to be one of the 10 costliest catastrophes in the nation’s history, and analysts said that much of th...

Speaking of con-SER-va-tives: Sandpoint is emptying, like my account. Time to replenish it with 500 more irritating voiceovers.

US Firms Paid More to CEOs Than Taxes in 2010: Study This is a liberal policy group. This gives con-SER-va-tives an excuse to scream a...

The Puzzle Palace of the Wall Street Casino creates another one: S&P Rates Subprime Mortgages Higher Than U.S.

And speaking of SCHNOZZOLA... ARCHDaily! All that...thing needs is WOOD -- then it could be a Pinocchio museum. And does that....

Is this not a definition of VAPID? Is this not a definition of PEOPLE WARNER? "WE JUST HIKED THE RATE BASE 200,000!!!!!...

Is it me, but am I sensing through uber-CW sites like Yahoo! News the slowly creeping notion that 9-11 just "happened"? If so, w...

Warren Buffett, And His Board, May Be Too Old To Run Berkshire Hathaway In human years. In GOD years They haven't started.

Study: Birds Change Their Tune When Nose Pollution Intrudes [SIC!] AHTSJournal ha cha cha!

Well all RIGHT, it looks better in the daytime! Slightly.

Rick Perry Isn’t Just a Pro-Life Governor: HE'S AN ANTI-CHOICE ZEALOT!!!!!!!!!! [Chosen overemphasis added] Wait! Aren't all tho...

Six of one: FORMER VEEP BIG-OIL. Half a dozen of the other: GEN. LEAK TWOFACE. SHUT UP, ALL ONE OF YOU!

A WikiLeaks file containing the original leaked US State Department cables has inadvertently been released onto the Internet. The documents ...

In editing a post from February on Hollywood and the Stars I've just learned -- now! -- that there's a huge memorial in Culver Cit...

What is this spooky, disconcerting, unattractive building? It's the NEW! St. Jack of Valenti School of Communication at the Univ...

Privately, government sources admit that they have no interest in pursuing the extradition of Megrahi despite the regime change in Libya. Bu...

Sorry Mr. Spider-MAN, I no more want to read true believers in GLOBAL WARMING than I want to read your subordinate Little Malcolm's true...

No 4G high-speed wireless connection. No honking-big screen. No quad core processor. The next iPhone may not seem terribly exciting, which m...

We will not say this will be a failure because the back of our head may not like it. And we can't say this is necessarily hubris as pr...

Disillusionment: We chatted with Rep. Anna Eshoo Monday on the day that the Silicon Valley Democrat officially announced her re-election...

Sociologists, the intellectual versions of astrologists, had to hold their annual convention in VEGAS because they didn't want to C...

How many steps is it from RON!!!!! PAUL!!!!! saying OUR FOREIGN POLICY CAUSED 9-11!!!!! to 9-11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!!!?

The Democrats want to "revive" the economy by throwing money at their friends. The Republicans want to "revive" the e...

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Greek Stocks Soar Most in More Than 20 Years There's probably a Greek joke here someplace, which would be...

May we now categorically say making PR0N is the sexual equivalent of Russian roulette? And speaking of DENSE: “Until we know for sure...

Disney factory faces probe into sweatshop suicide claims Who'da thought ? Sturdy Products .... Sure UB, sure. (Via I Want M...

We didn't hear about any F-BOMBS last night -- which may mean there were so many even Dave "God This Beats Working" Novak di...

AHTSJournal had to sic this one on us: You know, one of the more peculiar aspects of television as it has evolved over the past decade i...

ZYNGA's clods are mad because all the GEKKO KUDLOWS feeling sorry for themselves have ROBBED the enthusiasm from their IPO -- and it has...

Since the Niners have such WONDERFUL fans, and since the local businesses don't want those WONDERFUL FANS on their parking lots, guess w...

Three days later, when self-important media types bang their supersmart heads against their luxury news-suite walls wondering if they "...

I lost my passion for Apple YOU WILL GO TO THE DEVIL! (Via Seeking Alpha )

Alhambra burglars pose as cable TV repairmen, police say In light of the MEDIA MIRACLE OF THE UNIVERSE being headquartered here, and bec...

As we confidently predicted , news hacks citing God as immortal have compared Him with LEGENDARY WELCH , who perhaps wasn't so . Meant...

4:40 A. M.: Staten Island Hotel reports that their basement is flooding. #Irene #nywx Horrors!

TRANSLATION: Why couldn't MORT ZUCK have put His KOLLEDGE SCAM out of business along with USELESS NEWS ? Though it doesn’t specifica...

I've said before America has heroes, if only she knew it. But the heroes merely do their everyday jobs and are not in the market for he...

On this dreary, rainy day when THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!!! (or not) I stumbled onto the sometimes gladdening, sometimes infuriating Ol...