Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Saturday, February 22, 2003


"Detectives scour R. Kelly's studio"

-- Chicago Sun-Times headline.

"Coming as they did on the same day R. Kelly released what is likely to be THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ALBUM OF HIS CAREER...."

-- R. spokespoop Allan Mayer, a partner in Sitrick and Company, specialist in "crisis communications," and run by one Michael S. Sitrick, author of a book called Spin: How to Turn the Power of the Press to Your Advantage (with Allan Mayer).

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