Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Tuesday, March 25, 2003


This is absolutely the LAST I say about the OscarsĀ® (I mean it -- honest!), but everything here makes sense: people want to see Michael Moore make an ass of himself -- AND THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE THE ADS.

Meanwhile, an earthquake strikes every subordinate at Washington Mutual, JCPenney, P&G, AmEx, McDonald's, etc., etc., as every one of their CEOs screams, "I HAD THE GREATEST TIME AT THE OSCARSĀ® AND YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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