Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Saturday, May 03, 2003
The idiot brigade of blind juvenile moviegoers, prompted in part by the urgent pleas of the movie-ad-blurb copywriters that they help set a new box-office record, has come to see RUPERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'S DUMB OVERPRODUCED ACTION FLICK FOR TEENS, PART ONE in droves, as expected.
But the previous favorite -- you know, that other heavily-oversold movie for blind teens -- didn't even make the top ten.
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