Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Friday, December 26, 2003


Well, on this, the last BEEEEEEEEEEEEE-O weekend of 2003, I'M ABOUT TO PREDICT WHICH OVERBLOWN BORES WILL BE NOMINATED FOR -- THE BEST-PICTURE OSCAR®. The envelope, please:

1. C.G.I. Tolkien's imitation-Ring-Cycle adolescent fantasy;
2. RUPERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'s financially glubglubbing nautical adventure;
3. The better Gone with the Wind with sex, gore, no blacks, and rave reviews from idiots like David "I WAS A SLAVE TO PORN" Denby;
4. Clint's little artsy-craftsy; and
5. The horsey story without Liz and Mick.

I will announce THE WINNER OF THE COVETED ACADEMY AWARD® on the day of the NOMINATIONS. Good luck to bad films!

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