THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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NOW ESPNCORP should do what it's wanted to do for several years -- REPLACE AN UNFUNNY COMEDIAN WITH A FUNNY ONE.
OR:
"The 'Nightline' broadcast is an expression of respect which simply seeks to honor those who have laid down their lives for this country."
You guys just got through saying to Lisa deMoraes you didn't know your GAG was timed with THE SWEEPS. As PROF says, either you're DENSE or you're LYING. And YOU DON'T MAKE UMPTEEN ZILLION A YEAR LIKE THE LORD BY BEING DENSE. And he's old enough to remember the RECITATHONS in the LATE SIXTIES. LORD KOPPEL, RESIGN TO YOUR MILLION-ACRE ESTATE.