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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, April 09, 2004

Posted 8:05 AM by Gene

The GLIBERTARIAN WORLD is in a state of collapse after THE GREATEST INJUSTICE EVER KNOWN TO MAN. Yes Ashcroft and the SOCIAL CONSERVATIVES can be scolds (although because his name is often followed by the adjective "Christian" it sets off the Glibs into talk of police state and ayatollahs and blahblahblah, not exactly TOLERANCE). And I really don't want to repeat my contempt for GENERAL JR. and CHEAP CHANNEL and LOWSY MAYS AGAIN. But honestly, idiots, I think we can do without so many "sex and fart jokes" on the air. And as THE MOGUL'S FRIEND (no enemy of show biz) said, you turn off one shock jock only to turn on another. And whether you like it or nor kids are among the target audience. Glibs, most people don't like it. Accept the will of the people and GROW UP.

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