THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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And what has this PERFESSER said before?
"PRINCIPLES LIKE HUMAN RIGHTS AND THE RULE OF LAW WERE SACRIFICED AT THE ALTAR OF AMERICA'S REAL POLITICAL INTERESTS, THAT IS, MAINTAINING RELATIONS WITH AUTOCRATIC REGIMES!!!"
"[AMERICAN COMPANIES] PROVIDED SADDAM HUSSEIN WITH THE BIOLOGICAL AND CHEMICAL TOOLS WHICH ENABLED HIM TO DEVELOP THESE DEADLY WEAPONS IN THE FIRST PLACE AND USE THEM AGAINST HIS OWN PEOPLE!!!!!"
"AMERICA SHARES A HEAVY BURDEN IN HUSSEIN'S BLOODY LEGACY!!!!!!!!"
And here's a golden oldie from before 9/11:
"[OSAMA BIN LADEN WAS] EXCEPTIONALLY ISOLATED [AND] PREOCCUPIED MAINLY WITH SURVIVAL, NOT ATTACKING AMERICAN TARGETS!!!!!!!!!!"
See, Time Warner BAD Cable News and WORSE Interview Service, only companies and rich people own computers. Nobody else could EVER find out what this MAROON's said.