Eugene David ...The One-Minute Pundit |
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Monday, May 24, 2004
Hey IDIOTS! Want to improve your MORALE? Do these things: 1. Report on THE TORTURE SCANDAL for the next six months to the exclusion of everything else; 2. Campaign for DIPPITY-DO!!!!! until the last vote is cast; 3. Sell MORE SHOW-BIZ PROPERTIES with EXCLAMATION POINTS; and 4. Do it all in language stultifying, condescending and coy.
How bad is it? Even HOWIE THE HAIR SHIRT ADMITS THE BIZ IS BIASED. If this MEA CULPA doesn't FURTHER prove the AVERAGE NEWS HACK is ONE PART JAYSON, ONE PART WALTER DURANTY AND ONE PART GRAYDON, I don't know WHAT DOES.
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