Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Wednesday, May 12, 2004


The most supremely overrated MONEY HONEY is quitting the day shift so she won't have to get up at 5 a.m. (Everyone repeat after me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.) Apparently she wants to be the next KATIE; she has the SUPEREGO for it. (Knowing MONEY she probably told the pliable hack to mention this in the story. MUCH OBLIGE!) Now THE BIG C will start a contest to see which sex object (and it WILL be a woman) can be the NEXT MONEY HONEY -- who knows, maybe LITTLE JEFF'S BOYS can turn the audition into a REALITY SHOW!!!!! -- thus further distancing NEWS HACKS from the notion that they're REPORTING.

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