Posted 1:43 PM by Gene

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooh, THE CONSCIENCE OF THE INDUSTRY is MAD because -- PEOPLE READ HIM!

At first I wanted to dismiss PROF's snit over THE SUPERPATRIOTIC JONATHAN ALTER figuring, news hacks will lie. But this is the exact same thing, only worse. CONSCIENCE wants to say something, he wants to say it in cute language, and then he wants to deny he said it. IN SO MANY WORDS this IMBECILE called for NEWS HACKS (he said "editorialists" to cover his tracks) to ADVOCATE our WITHDRAWAL FROM IRAQ, and said "THE FIRST" NEWS HACK to CALL FOR IT would be "BRAVE" -- like "WALTER CRONKITE." (Pardon -- HHHWWWALTER CRRRONKITE.) He may be mad NAZIS like RUSH and ABE are now flailing his words about like so much dead horse meat, but THERE THEY ARE. CONSCIENCE is especially ticked because ABE "falsely" claims he addressed it to "'ALL' American journalists'." So who were you addressing it to, CONSCIENCE -- the planet Jupiter? Does this UTTER MORON REALLY think we're so STUPID to believe there's any wall between the editorial page and the news section, other than the thinnest sheet of onion-skin?

Fine little touch, too: CONSCIENCE doesn't link to the original article -- because THE ARTICLE'S NOW BEHIND HIS MAGAZINE'S WALL. (There is a link in a margin, but it has a little icon indicating it's no longer available to the rubes.) Nice way to have your cake and eat it too!

P. S. Is the CBS EVENING NEWS an EDITORIAL?