THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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FOX NEWS GAVE ITS VIEWERS *DEMONSTRABLY FALSE INFORMATION!!!!!*
Great Russia has welded forver to stand...
I NEVER, EVER EXPECTED TO FIND MYSELF UTTERING THE FOLLOWING: JAYSON BLAIR DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!!!
Created in struggle by will of the people...
WHY BE SURPRISED WHEN DEMAGOGUES RESORT TO DEMAGOGUERY? GET TOO CLOSE TO A SKUNK AND IT SPRAYS. AND YET THE ROGER AILES REFERENCE TO NICK BERG IS TOO DELICIOUSLY VILE TO BE LEFT UNREMARKED UPON -- VILE BECAUSE IT IS A SICK LIE, DELICIOUS BECAUSE IT SO PERFECTLY EXPRESSES THE DISHONESTY AND DEEP CYNICISM THAT IS FOX NEWS CHANNEL'S STOCK IN TRADE!!!!!
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
FOR THE LAST TIME -- A STINK IS A STINK WHETHER IT'S A KNEE-JERK RIGHT STINK OR A KNEE-JERK LEFT STINK -- AND ROMENESKO'S LETTERS PAGE IS JUST ANOTHER FIGHT OVER WHOSE POISON GAS WORKS BEST.
In the vict'ry of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!