Posted
1:01 PM
by Gene
DU and the Freep are something new: the virtual day-care center. Whenever a Republican defeats a Democrat the DUers scream and pout and yell, "KARWL WOVE FIXED DIS EWECTION! I'M TEWWING MY MOMMY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" When the opposite happens the Freepers scream and pout and yell, "HITWEWY (i.e., "Hitlery," for Sen. Rodham) DID IT! I'M TEWWING MY MOMMY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" It doesn't matter what the politics, the DUs and the Freepers always need a diaper change.
With A CONSERVATIVE MOVIE we'll see LOTS OF COLIC. I'm sure it's every bit as RIGHT-WING PC as P. R. MIKE's masterwork was LEFT-WING PC. But then turnabout fair-play; the word TREASON has been panting from Freeper overuse. Better stock up on the Pampers AGAIN this weekend!