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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Friday, October 29, 2004
Posted
6:44 PM
by Gene
Let's all be HOT for that "BURNIN' NEW MUSICAL COMEDY" based on the BURNIN' NEW SONGS OF ELVIS and starrin' CHEYENNE JACKSON (WOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!), with "JENN GAMBATESE, TONY AWARD NOMINEE JONATHAN HADARY, LEAH HOCKING [shouldn't that be Leah Hockin'?], CURTIS HOLBROOK, NIKKI M. JAMES, JOHN JELLISON, ALIX KOREY, MARK PRICE AND SHARON WILKINS IN A CAST OF 28 THAT FEATURES JUSTIN BOHON, JUSTIN BRILL, PAUL CASTREE, CARA COOPER, RANDY A. DAVIS, JENNIE FORD, TRISHA JEFFREY, MICHELLE KITTRELL, ANIKA LARSEN, MICHAEL X. MARTIN, KAREN MURPHY, JOHN ERIC PARKER, JUSTIN PATTERSON, JENELL LYNN RANDALL, MICHAEL JAMES SCOTT, JENNY-LYNN SUCKLING [Sucklin'?]AND VIRGINIA WOODRUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
WOW! I'M ALL SHOOK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now back to sleep.
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