Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Thursday, November 04, 2004


Another long (1,394-word), tiresome flack sheet that one can boil down to two grafs:

"Sex! Sex! It was in the air along with the nitrogen and the oxygen!" Wolfe writes. "The whole campus was humid with it! tumid with it! lubricated with it! gorged with it! tingling with it! in a state of around-the-clock arousal with it! Rutrutrut-rutrutrutrutrut — "

AND:

The early reviews for I Am Charlotte Simmons have not been good, and it was conspicuously absent from the list of finalists for the National Book Award.

But we still need 1,394 words to tell us why this catch-phrase deviser and mocker of LENNY B. is some sort of GENIUS.

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