THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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HERE'S THE LINK, LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND JACQUEASS SAID A TEARFUL GOODBYE, LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sez G000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000GLE's translation:
It should not be buried on the Esplanade of the Mosques/Mont of the Temple
With that I agree.
P. S. Alexa rating: 45,375, which is worse than the pile of junk that disclosed Arafat's MORT!!!!! a year ago. Plus this seems affiliated with Israeli news hacks, which is a polite way of saying it may as well be affiliated with DEBKAfile.