THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Pffh-hh-hh hh hh hh hh hh ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
THE EDWARD R. MURROW OF COMEDY CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM! (Counting his sense of humor.)
P. S. BETTER NEWS!!!!!!!!!:
CNN said goodbye to pundit Tucker Carlson on Wednesday, and with him likely the "Crossfire" program that has been the granddaddy of high-volume political debate shows on cable television.
CNN will probably fold "Crossfire" into its other programming....
THE EDWARD R. MURROW OF COMEDY CLAIMS TWO VICTIMS WITH ONE GAWDAWFUL INTERVIEW!!!!!
P. P. S. No doubt Jonathan called it a day as the ACTION has moved to WEB -- with SCINTILLATING ACTS like NICK COLEMAN AND THE RASPBERRIES!!!!!
P. P. P. S.
"Out of respect for him and his talent..."
You let him go. Agreed; he is talented that way.