Eugene David<br>...The One-Minute Pundit

Posted 8:08 AM by Gene

If one of LEGENDARY DAVIS'S many, many servants, maids or valets wanted to get fired, said wage slave would have opened his PAPER OF RE-CORD to THIS STORY, and set it first thing on his breakfast table or desk, thus possibly eliciting:

@#$%&* IDIOTS! IT'S @#$%&* RECORDS LIKE THIS THAT HAVE FORCED US INTO @#$%&* BANKRUPTCY! EVERY TIME SOME @#$%&* NOSE-IN-THE-AIR WANTS TO RECORD SOME @#$%&* OPERA WE MAY AS WELL THROW THE @#$%&* MONEY IN THE STREET! WHO THE HELL IS @#$%&* WAGNER [pronouncing it WAG-ner instead of VAHG-ner] ANYWAY? MITCH MILLER? WE OUGHT TO TAKE EVERY @#$%&* MORON WHO WANTS TO RECORD ANY @#$%&* CLASSICAL OR JAZZ AND HAVE THEM SHOT! WE OUGHT TO TAKE THE WHOLE @#$%&* CLASSICAL AND JAZZ AND OTHER BORING MUSIC @#$%&* BACK CATALOG AND BURN IT, THEN DUMP THE @#$%&* ASHES IN THE @#$%&* OCEAN! IT'S ONE THING TO WASTE @#$%&* MONEY ON STARS -- I DON'T MIND SPENDING IT ON WHORES OR CARS OR DRU...ON WHATEVER THE STARS NEED, THEY RUN THIS BUSINESS -- BUT TO SPEND ONE @#$%&* MILLION BUCKS ON @#$%&* OPERA'S THE @#$%&* DOWNFALL THE WHOLE @#$%&* INDUSTRY!!!!!

Thank you, LEGENDARY.