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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Posted
9:50 AM
by Gene
And we're gonna SCWEAM and CWY and SIT AT OWUH DESKS and TWOW A TANTWUM TILL WE GET OWUH WAY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"Of course, Democrats would never block legislation vital to our troops or other national security interests...."Unless, OF COURSE, we're engaged in an UNJUST WAR which OUR OWN PARTY CHAIRMAN was DEAD SET AGAINST. RIGHT, Harry?
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