Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Saturday, March 19, 2005


The University of Michigan is naming a 250-seat theater for Arthur Miller (250 seats -- we would have guessed) in a "DRAMA CENTER" named for heirs of a CRAPPY DRUG-STORE CHAIN that's costing $47 MILLION.

OR:

Miller attended Michigan during the height of the Depression and said he did so because it cost only $65 a year.

At that price instead of a "DRAMA CENTER" the U. could have financed 723,077 Arthur Millers.

HAIL! HAIL! to MI-CHI-GAN, the CHAM-PION$ OOOOOOOOF THE WEEEEEEEE$T!!!!!

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