Eugene David<br>...The One-Minute Pundit

Posted 8:30 AM by Gene

KATE Moss' crackhead rocker fianc‚[SIC], Pete Doherty, is a one-minute wonder in bed with a less-than-impressive endowment, his ex-girlfriend says. Doherty's French ex, Carole Desbois, 27, tells London's News of the World that Doherty, 26, whom she dated in the summer of 2001, "never kept going sexually for more than a few minutes at a time. The drugs definitely affected his sex drive. He often went limp during sex because of the drugs." She also sniffs, "He's pretty inexperienced" in the sack. Before she consented to sex, Desbois said she had to scrub down the filthy rocker, who stank to high heaven. "It was like standing next to a pile of manure," Desbois says. "The grimy odor would have put me off having sex. I did everything for him that night from washing his hair to clipping his fingernails because they had so much dirt underneath." And this was before Doherty started shooting up. "He was only smoking cannabis, taking speed [or] acid," she notes. "He hadn't moved on to hard drugs. He didn't have the money."

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