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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Posted 11:27 AM by Gene

Another EXASPERATING TIFF: the BLOGGERS OF THE MILLENNIUM learned that the president of PepsiCo ("Driving them up the wall/ Iron Woman rules them all") said a BAD THING ABOUT AMERICA, but no one can be sure and the idiots in Purchase won't release her remarks, thus allowing the GREATEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD to POP-UP ON AND ON AND ON. We will be charitable and assume this leader among the AMERICAN SOCIETY OF WILFULLY IGNORANT ADVERTISERS did not realize her symbolism; but that is extremely doutful with the poesy written in her honor. I wonder if SHE had anything to do with sponsoring HEZBOLLAH TV? THAT'S the question to ask.

P. S. HEY PREENING TABLEPOUNDERS! EXPLAIN THIS BLOGAD ON YOUR SITE:

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