Eugene David<br>...The One-Minute Pundit

Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Saturday, May 07, 2005

Posted 4:11 PM by Gene

Another risible American tradition is the celebrity graduation speech, built on the notion a famous person is worth seeing. We will presume Stephen King was tired -- if we'd written 5,000 books and earned umpteen zillion dollars we'd be tired too -- but we suspect any speech with a top-ten list of which four are "Stay in Maine" has already trundled itself off to a bone yard that THE MASTER can't exploit in a new novel.

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