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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, May 06, 2005

Posted 10:29 AM by Gene

There are several reasons ST. WARREN gets such fulsome press coverage: He is a DEMOCRAT, like Sen. McPAIN; He is an EXORBITANTLY RICH Democrat, which makes it better; He endorses population control, which means He sides with the angels; He owns a chunk of WaPost, and that alone fills Him with wisdom; He owned a chunk of CapCities, and according to Ken Felatta CapCities was the SEAT of GODLINESS; He is a CEO, and as a biz which will never stop calling NEUTRON JACK by his first name of LEGENDARY has showed, no success is greater than amassing money; and He was lucky, which by the hacks' thinking is the best reason of all. Perhaps the ST. is as good as His PR, but the fact He gets so much of it is reason to be suspicious; and the dead forest of NEWSHACKERY abounds with innumerable examples of nice famous men whom the inexorable work of time revealed to be not so nice. I HATE NEWS HACKS!

ROMY, CAN'T you link to SOMETHING ELSE?

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