THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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[W]hat was new for me on this tour was the number of people who also mentioned getting their news from Jon Stewart's truly funny news satire, "The Daily Show." And I am not just talking about college kids. I am talking about grandmas. Just how many people are now getting their only TV news from Comedy Central is not clear to me - but it is a lot, lot more than you think.
We may not respect the Nielsens, but we can gather a few generalities from them, such as: not THAT many people watch the EDWARD R. MURROW of COMEDY, but it is exceedingly likely a fair number of PAPER OF RE-CORD readers who are BOOK BUYERS do -- including grandmas. Whether this proves anything more than what a TRULY ESTEEMED PAPER OF RE-CORD columnist writes is doubtful, but then I don't earn his salary or royalties.
ROMY, CAN'T you link to SOMETHING ELSE?