Eugene David
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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, May 01, 2005

Posted 9:33 AM by Gene

WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN -- but then as I've said before, the TWXSTERS have made this site as useless as possible by making it graphically uninteresting and very uninviting for surfing, and by putting a great big NO on the cover stories. We smirk at BLUNDER.COM, but Mr. Mark's site has the boys in the Double-Tower of Babble beaten black and blue. Happily it sounds as though DICK "GUNS CAUSED COLUMBINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" CORLISS has typed the usual compendium of adjectives and instant cliches, so there's no need to read it anyway, even if we could.

These IMBECILES have spies. Honest, they're more concerned about cheap one-upmanship than about putting out a good rag, which they haven't in years, if ever.

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