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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, July 24, 2005

Posted 9:54 AM by Gene

If the case does go to trial, don't expect R. Kelly's career to go anywhere but up. "Even if he goes to jail, I think he'll survive," said Cory Robbins, president of Robbins Entertainment. "R. Kelly is such a rare talent as a songwriter, singer and producer. He really is one of the biggest talents of his generation."

Asking a member of the RECORDED, er, SOUND CONSPIRACY to comment on one of the BIGGEST EARACHES, er, STARS is like asking a MAFIA DON to comment on his hitmen's SHOOTING.

We were thinking of giving you a NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK AWARD, Monique, but we'll save it for YOUR BOSS.

Oh HECK, we'll GIVE IT TO YOU ANYWAY!

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