THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Abdullah fights the unjust campaigns to which Islam is subjected.
According to PETRA, Muslim Ulama (scholars and thinkers) on Wednesday expressed their appreciation for His Majesty Abdullah's relentless efforts in highlighting the true image of Islam and fighting the unjust campaigns to which Islam is subjected.
The scholars and thinkers sent today a cable to His Majesty in which they affirmed that scholars and thinkers from different Islamic school thought seized the occasion of the conclusion of their conference to express their appreciation and thanks for His Majesty's warm and generous host the prominent scholars received during their stay in Amman.
They also expressed appreciation for His Majesty's inaugurating speech in which the King deep-rooted the image of Islam which is unifying the adherents of the eight Islamic school thought and the mutual acknowledgement of all schools of Islamic thought.
They also praised Jordan's role in highlighting the true image of Islam and fighting all forms of unjust campaigns and accusations Islam is facing. And they commended the role of Hashemite family members in serving Islam and Muslims.
MOSSAD DEED EEET!!!!!