Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Monday, August 29, 2005


CNN PANICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REPORT: ROOF OF SUPERDOME IN NEW ORLEANS, WHERE THOUSANDS EVACUATED AHEAD OF HURRICANE KATRINA, IS LEAKING RAIN!!!!! DETAILS SOON!!!!!!!!!!

My guess is the only practical outcome of this news is that the Saints will be asking half-a-trillion bucks for a new stadium.

"NEW ORLEANS MAY NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!!!!!!!" warned National Hurricane Center Director Max Mayfield.

Spare us the melo, Max. Nawlans hasn't been the same since SATCH left.

And who, or WHAT, is EQECAT?

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