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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
-- JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Posted
10:27 AM
by Gene
Here's the problem with Rev. Pat: he expresses an impolitic impatience that, at its core, is not altogether without sense -- the president of Venezuela is NOT a nice guy -- but like too many right-wing religious leaders he is, to put it politely, a CRACKPOT, and he lets his mouth scoot WAY ahead of whatever brains he has, giving NEWS HACKS another excuse to make fun of him, and the poor, stupid, EASILY-LED CHRISTIANS, and gloat over the SUPERIORITY of their OWN NARROW TINY BIGOTRIES.
Isn't his six-shooter out of bullets to aim at his foot?
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