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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Sunday, August 21, 2005

Posted 9:49 AM by Gene

I don't know what's gotten into STERNO. I've lately turned to his blog and found no mention of his GOD, no mention of PRUDES, no mention of JIHADISTS, no mention of all the things that got me to call him STERNO in the first place. True, he can be tiresome in his evangelism for the Web, and we really don't need to know Dell STINKS, and he's taking ads (to be sure, he was forthright and sensible in stating his reasons). But I'll admit even on his many bad days he always did have a (heavily-hidden) vein of common sense. Who knows? If he keeps it up maybe I'll stop calling him STERNO.

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