Posted
4:53 PM
by Gene
Here's predicting that, rather than killing off New Orleans, the dread hurricane causes its RENDELLIFICATION! Consider: most of the poor people in town have left. Many will not come back. Most of the more affluent people will -- and they may buy up adjacent properties and extend their own reach! Plus the Saints will soon be screaming for a new stadium -- there's a $5 billion playpen for the RICH! And we can get more casinos in! There's the ticket to prosperity! Maybe turn the French Quarter into even more of a theme park! Plus if he's shrewd (not likely) Mayor Noggin can sell the town as the Riviera of America! And the best thing is, the poor will be poorer and more marginalized than ever! But hey, they
can work in the casinos. Go for it, New Orleans! GET RENDELLIFIED!
I figure this isn't any more stupid than what OTHER people have said.