THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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I can imagine what CONSERVATIVES are saying: Democratic DA, Democratic this, Democratic that. Unfortunately SNIDELY may have stepped once too often over the line for THAT to work.
P. S. If I were a Democrat I wouldn't be dancing a jig. It's either CROOKS 'n' SPENDERS or MOVEON.ORG. What a HELL of a choice.
P. P. S. Rumpheting Thumpheting RUSH must be in DAN BLATHER territory. PFFFFFFFFFFFT!
P. P. P. S. Who wants to wager SNIDELY RESIGNS when it becomes too embarrassing -- or too EXPENSIVE?