Posted
6:25 AM
by Gene
Here's my suggestion of what to do with Lenin's corpse: take it on a Ripley's Believe It or Not! kind of farewell tour, the proceeds to pay for a memorial to his victims on the site of his tomb, then bury it in that secluded place next to his mother, where neither he nor his terrorist legacy can do any harm."It is time to get rid of this horrible mummy," said Valeriya Novodvorskaya, head of the Democratic Union, a small reform party. "One cannot talk about any kind of democracy or civilization in Russia when Lenin is still in the country's main square."
She added: "I would not care even if he were thrown on a garbage heap."Neither would I, but I thought it could do a little good.