THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Experts think the country's increasingly regional-oriented politics will fuel the insurgency and even spread it further inside Iraq. Others put forward a simple, disquieting scenario: So long as U.S. and other foreign troops remain in Iraq, the insurgency will continue.
Do the hacks put words like "grim" and "disquieting" in their typing because they mean them, or because they're expected to? It's almost as if they're engaged in the written equivalent of bad acting. In truth there will be quiet (but outwardly noisy) celebrations in the luxury news suites when we hit the 2-0-0-0; it doesn't do the hacks any good to pretend they're disquieted by the news, as an Iraqi loss means in their highly cosseted way of thinking a DEMOCRATIC -- and NEWS HACK -- WIN. But think the last time the NEWS HACKS WON BIG. When they win, THE PUBLIC LOSES.