Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Sunday, November 06, 2005


T. O.'s a FIGHTIN' MAN!

Yep, he's truly the CLASS ACT of the NFL.

Update at 8:48 P. M. It gets better!

A team source told Mortensen that Douglas, whose post with the Eagles he re-titled "bad-ass-ador," entered the team's training room Wednesday and announced "I know there are people in here faking injuries." The comment apparently led to the scrum between Owens and Douglas.

Yep -- a CLASS ACT. And it gets even better!

"There's an accumulation of events culminating with a series of things last week, including the very public interview that he did," Banner said. "I think there's a long list of things, some of which you know about and some of which aren't public."

Whatever they are, we sure can't wait to hear them. And T. O., don't let the fans -- er, the DOOR hit you on the way out!

One question, though: why are the sports hacks fulminating over the kind of ATTITUDE the TV AD-BLURB COPYWRITERS ARE ORGASMICALLY CELEBRATING? Sounds like the right hand doesn't know what the left hand's doing but it's hard to tell with a biz with four million hands. I don't think THIS sort of truth telling has anything to do with the bottom falling out of our circ, do you? NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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