Eugene David<br>...The One-Minute Pundit

Posted 6:23 PM by Gene

We would not ordinarily accuse a writer for The Cute Little Pink Paper of thinking -- it is as unlikely as Candace "EW! YUCK! GROSS!" Bushnell shutting her trap -- but somebody there has linked the tuneless, dated PAPER OF RE-CORD-merchandised fad LaLa Boheem (now a tepidly-reviewed masterwork from THE ROOTKIT MOVIE CO.) with some period piece of the day from LE PAPIER by the mawkish, melodramatic Andy S. claiming AIDS IS OVER!, and we must confess we're bowled over by this brainstorm; what could inspire a smile more than an impassioned writer shoving two hand-holding meretricious trends down history's hell hole?

And FINALLY I figured out how to link to a Cute Little Pink Paper piece!

And to quote, and we could quote the whole thing:

We learned that the number of new cases being reported in gay and bisexual men is up 8 percent from 2003 to 2004.

We learned that in these 33 states, 68,434 gay and bisexual men tested positive between 2001 and 2004.

Each year of the last four years, on average, across those 33 states, 39,313 people have been informed that they are positive.

Yep, looks like we BOTH did a LOT of good!

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!

P. S. Do you think ROOTKIT has applied DRM technology to this new classic to render it invisible to its audience?

P. P. S. DRUNKEN IMUS'S HERO DR. EVIL continues to protect America's children:

The word “f---,” as I recall, is spoken exactly once in the film. (Dashes mine, for which I do not apologize.)

Because two "f---s" are the EQUIVALENT OF 500 HEAD LOPPINGS!