THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Robert Abramoff (Executive Vice President, Producer) has been producer and co-producer of numerous feature films including "Red Scorpion" starring Dolph Lundgren "Good Luck" starring Gregory Hines & Vincent D'Onofrio, and "High Voltage" staring Antonio Sabato, Jr. He is also president and founder of International Marketing Systems, Inc., specializing in marketing consultation, and of High Ridge Media, a Denver-based multimedia and television production company, whose clients include TCI and Starz/Encore Cable. Robert is a partner in the law firm of Burgee & Abramoff, serving as legal counsel to numerous entertainers and producers, including Lorna & Milton Berle, Alien Voices (owned by Leonard Nimoy), and Sunwoo Entertainment. Robert was Vice President of business affairs with Bobtown Productions (an animation production company), and worked in business affairs at Warner Bros. Television.
So -- brother was legal counsel to Uncle Milty! Did Scorpion pick up some jokes along with his ethics?
Hoo-RAY for HOL-ly-WOOD!!!!!