THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Holiday sales "have been below our expectations," Probst told analysts. "Unfortunately, we have seen no improvement in the last 12 days -- sales have in fact further weakened in North America." Probst blamed markedly lower demand for video games on the older consoles, as consumers save money for newer technology next year. He also pointed to disappointing sales of the Xbox 360 [??????????] and PlayStation Portable consoles....
Across the industry, game-software sales fell 18% in November, compared to the same period last year. "It is likely the industry will be down double digits on a percentage basis," Probst said in a statement.
Does this mean the GET-A-LIFERS! are GETTING A LIFE?!?!?