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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Posted 6:35 AM by Gene

I suppose calling Prosecution of EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL: The Righteous Crusade Against Tom DeLay a "supposedly balanced movie" counts as progress in Pinch's maze-like world, but had conservatives done something like this THE PAPER OF RE-CORD would have a) ignored or b) reviled them. Of course His Holiness won't feel another round of ammo aimed at His foot as Snidely Whiplash is not exactly as saintly as, oh, St. Warren.

Dick DeGuerin, DeLay's attorney, said the film offers little in the way of balance.

"I think it's about as fair and balanced as Michael Moore's stuff or Fox News," he said.

OooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooh, the true believers are going to GET you!

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