Posted 7:52 AM by Gene

Mr. Mark pulls a News-You-Can-Use by again ranking high schools (just what we need, Mr. Mark, snobbism and castes in high schools -- and for the folks at K-A-P-L-A-N to profit! Right Mr. Mark?). Meantime the TWXSTERS run their idiotic "100 Most Influentials List", of which half seem to work for them. Nice to know the NEWSRAG editors keep thinking of their PROFITS! They sure as heck ain't thinking of us.

In further newsrag news Mr. Mark's boys spend to two pages LAUGHING over the SWEET PAYBACK for the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL con-SER-va-tive RUSH -- and wouldn't merely communicating the TRUTH be more devastating? Like the dopey mug shot? No. Making all that big money we have to WALLOW in it. And count on our devotion to the man who pays our inflated checks: we obscure Dana and her CO-PULITZER WINNER by flogging the dead horse called the PLAME CASE! NICE SYNERGY! And as a consolation prize we DO run an INSIDE plug for FIFTEEN GREAT MOVIES! (But do I detect some doubt creeping into our plugs for "DVC" and MMMMMMMMMM-IIIIIIIIII THREEEEEEEEEE? Mr. Mark will have to reprimand our trio of TOP FLACKS!) Yes, every day I definitely know what Terry Teachout meant. (And let us not forget he complained about some PR over the resignation of a PEOPLE NEWSRAG editor.)

And we get this interesting hed from the TWXSTERS:

Time Runs Out for Iran at the U.N. Now What?

That's easy -- we just reset the clock.

P. S. By the way, Mr. Mark, we LOVE the title of that "Web exclusive":

'At Some Point, Reality Has Its Day'

Except in your offices.

(Revised as I very stupidly did not see the TWXSTERS changed their cover. But then one newsrag cover does seem to blend in with all the others.)