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...The One-Minute Pundit

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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Posted 4:51 PM by Gene

Says Congressman King of New York:

"It's not the kind of issue you can compromise on; either you're giving amnesty to people who are here illegally or you aren't."

Meantime Sen. Boobs McKeating calls amnesty "bananas" in a desperate effort to sell lemons. Better look for more grossout-flick cameos, Boobs.

And the Seniles throw the House a wall-shaped bone.

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