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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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Friday, May 12, 2006
Posted
11:12 AM
by Gene
When not rummaging through secret documents to expose the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL of Dubya (and maybe a few of our operatives in the process), CURLEY'S (NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!) STOOGES do overexposed celebs UNNEEDED FAVORS.
A NEUHARTHISM OF THE WEEK AWARD TO CURLEY!!!!!P. S. 141 links according to the GREAT G000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000GLE -- or only 42 fewer than an awful pipeline disaster in Nigeria.
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