Posted
2:00 PM
by Gene
A drunk gathers his fellow drunks round the taps and tells what he presumes to be a joke:MSNBC personality Don Imus said on the air Thursday that Rick Kaplan had been fired as president of the cable news network. "The newspapers say it was some mutual agreement, but Rick told me he was fired," Imus remarked. However, it was not clear whether Imus was merely setting himself up for the quip that followed. "I have even worse news," he said, "I have been named to succeed him." Then, referring to the MSNBC primetime news hosts, he said, "Tucker, Joe, Rita, I'd like you to give me a call...."When will this alcoholic slob be canned? Or better still, follow the late KING into richly remunerative obscurity?