THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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One thing should be fun: the "fight" for his job.
He's still chairman too, so he may be retiring the way SUMNER always is.
And it's two years, plenty of time for him to change his mind.
``The world has had a tendency to focus a disproportionate amount of attention on me,'' Gates said.
NO COMMENT.
P. S. At Slashdot, the needling -- begins:
He's going to stay chairman.
He's replacing Ballmer!?!? O.o
July 2008 - is that before or after Vista ships?
Bill Gates' tombstone will read
This man has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down
Alas:
Let's see:
Gates - creates world's most successful company, becomes world's richest man, leaves day job to spend billions on charity.
Us - Made lame borg jokes for 5 years, finally released a browser that's better than IE if you ignore all the unfixed copy/paste bugs. Convinced a few people that Unix sucked less than Windows.
Dude, I think *he* won.
P. P. S. When does his Bridge Partner step down?