THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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The co-sponsors included: Caucus for America and Free Republic; American Academic Alliance for Israel; American Coptic Union; Americans for a Safe Israel; Brownstone Republican Club; Congress of Racial Equality; The Jerusalem Connection; March Against Terror USA/National Sovereignty Committee; Military Families Voice of Victory; New York State Republican Clubs; New York Young Republican Club; Protest Warriors; U.S. Committee for a Free Lebanon; Richmond County Young Republicans Club; Rockaway Republicans.
...it was nonetheless a protest against our SUPERIORS, and even if the protesters were NAZ -- CONSERVATIVES, the fact remains THEY'RE PAYING CUSTOMERS TOO -- which seems not to worry the press one iota in its CRUSADE FOR THE TRUTH.