THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.
THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.
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"I saw a video once ... that's about 5 to 7 minutes long and consists entirely of John Edwards fixing his hair in preparation for a recorded speech. He pushes it, has it sprayed for him, teases it, fluffs it, has it sprayed some more ... stares at it for a long while, fluffs it, primps it, smiles into the mirror," recounts js. "Not a man's man, nor a ladies' man. Or a man that I'd want running the world's most powerful country." Those who are curious can view the video here.
Would Marty endorse HIM?
(Sorry for the WONKETTE, but that's all Google had.)