Posted
10:42 PM
by Gene
One of USAOKAY!!!!!'s lead ad-blurbists stumbles and falls over the truth:For every stock-car fanatic whose closet overflows with red sartorial tributes to Dale Earnhardt Jr., heir to his late dad's steering smarts and sacred status, there are more than enough who dismiss the sport as little more than a blur of mobile billboards making left turns for nearly four hours.Happily Suzy gets up to finish her 1,135-WORD movie ad.
USAOKAY!!!!!'s aura as AMERICA'S NUMBER-ONE SALES PITCH is safe.