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THE NEWS HACK'S CREED:
I know more than you.
I make lots more money than you.
I'm smarter than you.
I'm sexier than you.
I appear on TV all the time.
I work ten minutes a day.
I rule the universe.
I'm going to live forever.
You are an idiot.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 2:
A lie isn't a lie when it tells THE TRUTH.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 3:
I've come to realize that the looseness of the journalistic life, the seeming laxity of the newsroom, is an illusion. Yes, there's informality and there's humor, but beneath the surface lies something deadly serious. It is a code. Sometimes the code is not even written down, but it is deeply believed in. And, when violated, it is enforced with tribal ferocity.
--JOHN "OMERTA" CARROLL.

THE NEWS HACK'S CREED, No. 4:
News isn't news when we don't report it.

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Friday, September 22, 2006

Posted 10:16 AM by Gene

H-P was lauded by Business Ethics magazine for its efforts in helping communities and promoting diversity among its ranks. The magazine quotes Sid Reel, vice president of global inclusion and diversity at H-P who heads up a team that works with country managers on multiple diversity dimensions, including disabled employees: "We have 60 employee-resource groups involving race, gender and sexual orientation that air professional development and raise awareness of diversity issues," she says. "Our employees also help us make sure our own products are accessible."

Further, its cites H-P's Digital Village program, which establishes computer centers in villages in Africa, Asia and Latin America. And it says H-P is reducing greenhouse-gas emissions by cutting employee travel and using renewable energy.

And here is one reason we are destined for KennyBoys as far as the eye can see: Corporate America mistakes PC for ETHICAL.

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