Eugene David
...The One-Minute Pundit

Friday, September 15, 2006


JERNALISTIC JUNQUE:

People who consume alcohol earn significantly more at their jobs than non-drinkers, according to a US study that highlighted "social capital" gained from drinking....

The authors acknowledged their study, funded by the Reason Foundation
[GRRRRRR], a libertarian think tank, contradicted research released in 2000 by the Harvard School of Public Health.

"We created our hypothesis through casual observation and examination of scholarly accounts," the authors said.


TRANSLATION: We wrote this during happy hour.

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